Anal Probes Suck Ass

Description

*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better. Two guys find a hot alien chick and save the world, right? No, not so much. John and his friend Gage split up. One raced off into space to save the girl while his friend promised to start a ‘Save the Alien’ effort. What could possibly go wrong? Well, anal probes for one. Meehix believes she needs the help of an old friend who is one of the best computer hackers in the galaxy. The only problem? He’s on ice. For 500 years. In a prison that no one has escaped from. Piece of cake, right? Grab the latest story of John, Meehix, Gage and a new friend as a couple of guys from Kdack decide they need to help SAVE THE ALIENS. If the Men in Black don’t get them first. Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab ALIEN PROBES SUCK ASS, then sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect. Much.