Unlikely Bountyhunters Books
*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better. It was supposed to be two bros on a lark to find jailed outer-space aliens. They honestly didn’t think it could be real. Now, one of them has busted a foxy blue alien female out of jail, stolen a UFO, and decided to start a non-profit to ‘Save the Aliens.’ The only problem? One of them might be falling in love. Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab CODE BLUE: ALIEN JAILBREAK and sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect. Much.
*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better. Two guys find a hot alien chick and save the world, right? No, not so much. John and his friend Gage split up. One raced off into space to save the girl while his friend promised to start a ‘Save the Alien’ effort. What could possibly go wrong? Well, anal probes for one. Meehix believes she needs the help of an old friend who is one of the best computer hackers in the galaxy. The only problem? He’s on ice. For 500 years. In a prison that no one has escaped from. Piece of cake, right? Grab the latest story of John, Meehix, Gage and a new friend as a couple of guys from Kdack decide they need to help SAVE THE ALIENS. If the Men in Black don’t get them first. Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab ALIEN PROBES SUCK ASS, then sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect. Much.
*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better. It started as a quick job to grab some cash, didn’t it? John should have paid more attention to the details, and less attention to his cute partner’s body. John and Meehix need to run, and fast. Apparently, offing a crime lord’s brother, pulling a jail break from a maximum-security prison and pissing off a Blavarian wasn’t doing John or Meehix any good. With their life expectancy chances going down, they need to figure out a way to acquire some good luck. Chuckie understands that he is losing the race to Meehix’s heart, and he has concocted a diabolical plan to scare John away from her. It’s what guys do to each other even when they like each other. No hard feelings between bro’s, right? Grab the latest story of John, Meehix, and Chuckie N. as the three work to SAVE THE ALIENS. If the Men in Black don’t get them first. Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab THAT SHIP HAS A PHAT ASS, then sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect. Much.
*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better. What’s worse than ripping off pirates? Ripping off pirates that find you later. John and Meehix need something for Chuckie. It’s SPEED, and it is needed fast. Their friend is going through withdrawal. One thing Meehix never expected happened. Will she allow the rage she is feeling to push her to actions she can’t take back? Gage is in trouble and must go on the road to protect his family. Will he find safety? The team has decided the best defense is a good offense. Why choose to go after the most feared in the Universe? They are bounty hunters, right? Grab the latest story of John, Meehix, and Chuckie N. as the three work to save the aliens if crime lords, Blavarian dreadnought captains, and infamous a$$holes don’t get them first! Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab Eat Lasers and Die, Human. Then sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect. Much.
*Warning: Graphic bro-humor and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better. There needs to be a reckoning. Either John, Meehix, and Chuckie need to go down, or T.R. Exit needs to get out of the way. Do the newly christened Free Dreamers have what it takes to bring down one of the trickiest after them? If they don't, do they have a future? Further, it's time to bring an end to a notorious gangster who is STILL holding a grudge against the trio. It was all an accident. Except for that part where they kept releasing his prisoners and slaves. That part was on purpose. Stay out of the way of the Free Dreamers. They have a large ship, and they aren't afraid to use it. Well, not to get into battles because that would require a crew. Finally, John needs to tackle the biggest challenge yet—allowing his heart to take him places where his mind gibbers in fear. Grab the latest story of John, Meehix, and Chuckie N. as the three work to save the aliens—if crime lords, Blavarian dreadnought captains, and infamous a$$holes don’t get them first! Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab It's Him or Us! Then sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect.
*Warning: Graphic bro-humor and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better. Gage is in trouble, deep trouble. He finds himself exactly where Meehix was when John saved her. He needs his friend, desperately, or his daily dose of probing is going to become a reality. Is this the way that Gonzo Gage goes down? Or will his friend find him in time? The general is happy to have finally caught the pain in the backside who has been causing him all sorts of trouble. Now, he just needs to figure out which hole to drop him into so he’ll never be found again. On the other side of the galaxy, a Blavarian captain doesn't fear...anyone. Can John, Meehix, Chuckie N., and the rest of the crew figure out a way to take him out without dying themselves? Can they figure out how to get Shippewa a good enough AI to even fight? Grab the latest story of John, Meehix, and Chuckie N. as the three work to save the aliens—if the a$$hole from Earth or the Blavarian dreadnought captain doesn't skewer them first. Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab Kdacken Vengeance!! Then sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect...much.