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2 Drunk 2 Drive
Forced to compete. Destined to lose. Too drunk to care. Come join Bucky, Bobby Jo and the others as they race to save their own sunburnt necks in a race so insane It’s outlawed in twelve galaxies. Mur’kroznitck – it’s like NASCAR, but with weapons. And in space. Oh, and it’s illegal… New ships, new weapons, and a beverage that makes Natty Light seem like a proper drink. Earth now has their Mur’kroznitck champions… unfortunately, those champions are three drunken idiots from the hills of West Virginia, two hoodies from the projects of London, and one unfortunate Army private that didn’t want any part of this to begin with. Will they be able to survive the trip from the Moon to Mars? Will they be the first humans on the red planet? Will Elon Musk put a hit out on them for getting there before him? Will Bobby Jo have sexy pictures taken of her? Then have those photos used in an intergalactic ad campaign to sell beer? And have legions of squid-like fans who just want to see her hoo-has and go absolutely bonkers with lust?” (That’s pretty specific… Spoiler Alert: The answer is Yes) Space Race: 2 Drunk 2 Drive is everything the Fast and the Furious isn’t… take that how you like. Get your copy now and join in on the insanity of high stakes race that promises its winners Fabulous Prizes – and the odd tentacle up the rectum. Scroll back up, climb aboard your racer and clench those buttocks. It’s racing time! FREE to read with Kindle Unlimited.
90 Days to Score
In Texas, football isn't all fun and fanatics...it can be fatal. From the bestselling author of the Lucky O'Toole Vegas Adventure Series, a new story of mischief, mayhem, and romance. In 90 Days to Score , suspicion falls on a Jersey girl adrift in the Southern “sensibilities” of Texas, when her ex turns up dead in the parking lot of the Butts Up Club. Yet her biggest crime just might be assuming her ex’s place at the helm of the local NFL franchise. Little did she know, football can be fatal. A fun romantic mystery. This novella is Part 1 of 3 and includes all of July’s daily installments. Part 2 follows on August 1st. Part 3, the conclusion, arrives September 1st. Don’t miss out on the fun and frivolity!
A Bella Flora Christmas
A TEN BEACH ROAD NOVELLA The ladies of Ten Beach Road are home for the holidays in this brand-new novella. Although their lives have changed since their first desperate renovation of Bella Flora, friends Madeline, Avery, and Nicole have always been there for each other. Now they’re returning to Bella Flora for Christmas—where Maddie’s daughter Kyra isn’t feeling particularly celebratory. Kyra was hoping for a peaceful holiday at Bella Flora—a last gathering before a wealthy, mystery tenant moves into the home she’s been forced to rent out. Instead, she must make a life altering decision by New Year’s—a decision that becomes even more difficult when unexpected guests arrive at Ten Beach Road on Christmas Eve. Now Kyra, Maddie, Avery and Nikki will need to pull together to secure Bella Flora’s future, as well as their own. Includes an excerpt from Best Thing Ever
A Bella Flora Christmas
A TEN BEACH ROAD NOVELLA The ladies of Ten Beach Road are home for the holidays in this brand-new novella. Although their lives have changed since their first desperate renovation of Bella Flora, friends Madeline, Avery, and Nicole have always been there for each other. Now they’re returning to Bella Flora for Christmas—where Maddie’s daughter Kyra isn’t feeling particularly celebratory. Kyra was hoping for a peaceful holiday at Bella Flora—a last gathering before a wealthy, mystery tenant moves into the home she’s been forced to rent out. Instead, she must make a life altering decision by New Year’s—a decision that becomes even more difficult when unexpected guests arrive at Ten Beach Road on Christmas Eve. Now Kyra, Maddie, Avery and Nikki will need to pull together to secure Bella Flora’s future, as well as their own. Includes an excerpt from Best Thing Ever
A Body Under the Christmas Tree
Humor and mishaps abound as one retired detective calls his former partner to see if he will go with him to cut down their Christmas trees. Reluctantly, his friend agrees, and before the day is over the two of them find a dead body and end up being involved in another homicide investigation.
A Body Under the Christmas Tree
Humor and mishaps abound as one retired detective calls his former partner to see if he will go with him to cut down their Christmas trees. Reluctantly, his friend agrees, and before the day is over the two of them find a dead body and end up being involved in another homicide investigation.
A Body in Pigeon Forge
Cy and Lou head back to the mountains of Sevier County, Tennessee on vacation with no intention of becoming involved in a murder investigation. But they stumble upon a dead body with two envelopes on it, early in their vacation. One envelope is marked Lt. Dekker. The other says Local Police. Each envelope contains a small amount of information about the identity of the victim and the murderer and a clue as to where they are to go next. They are told they will be going to ten places in all, all in Pigeon Forge. They are led from one Pigeon Forge attraction to another, and at each one, they are to find someone with an envelope containing a clue as to where they are to go next. But the clues are not easy to figure out, and they must seek help among the locals and other vacationers, and that doesn't always go the way Cy hopes it will go. All of it adds up to a hilarious romp and an eventual conclusion.
A Body in Pigeon Forge
Cy and Lou head back to the mountains of Sevier County, Tennessee on vacation with no intention of becoming involved in a murder investigation. But they stumble upon a dead body with two envelopes on it, early in their vacation. One envelope is marked Lt. Dekker. The other says Local Police. Each envelope contains a small amount of information about the identity of the victim and the murderer and a clue as to where they are to go next. They are told they will be going to ten places in all, all in Pigeon Forge. They are led from one Pigeon Forge attraction to another, and at each one, they are to find someone with an envelope containing a clue as to where they are to go next. But the clues are not easy to figure out, and they must seek help among the locals and other vacationers, and that doesn't always go the way Cy hopes it will go. All of it adds up to a hilarious romp and an eventual conclusion.
A Body on the Porch
When a retired detective encounters a stranger standing outside a restaurant when both of them are on vacation and the stranger finds out what he did before he retired, the detective jokingly tells the stranger that he will come and solve a murder for him if he goes home and finds a body on his front porch.
A Body on the Porch
When a retired detective encounters a stranger standing outside a restaurant when both of them are on vacation and the stranger finds out what he did before he retired, the detective jokingly tells the stranger that he will come and solve a murder for him if he goes home and finds a body on his front porch.
A Clever Season
PI Stacey Alexander is back in Prince Chad's world—investigating a dead body on the seashore. Her name is Sally. You'll never guess what she does for a living. You'll want to find out what happens, because the first suspect they go after is Sinbad the Sailor. Get it now. THE CLEVER DETECTIVE SERIES (A Fairy Tale Romance) Story #1: The Clever Detective (Short Story) Story #2: Clever Is As Clever Does (Short Story) Story #3: Cleverest of Them All (Novella) Story #4: Clever and Courageous (Novella) Story #5: A Clever Season (Short Story) MYSTERY-THRILLER BOOKS BY LINSEY LANIER THE MIRANDA'S RIGHTS MYSTERY SERIES Someone Else's Daughter Delicious Torment Forever Mine Fire Dancer Thin Ice THE MIRANDA AND PARKER MYSTERY SERIES All Eyes on Me Heart Wounds Clowns and Cowboys The Watcher Zero Dark Chocolate Trial by Fire Smoke Screen The Boy Snakebit Mind Bender Roses from My Killer (more to come) OTHER MYSTERY-THRILLERS BY LINSEY LANIER Chicago Cop (A cop family thriller) Steal My Heart (A Romantic Suspense)
A False Front
Benedict Samperi is perfect. Everyone agrees, from his parents who call him "the good one," to his four siblings, who refer to him as "St. Benny." Only one person in the world doesn't believe Benny is as wonderful as he seems. For Hattie "Lou" Lawton, Benny's former best friend, he stands as a reminder of one of the most painful episodes of her life. Now, fifteen years after the event that broke her heart, she is determined everyone will finally see Benny for the rat he is. When a cataclysmic event forces them together and Benny uses it to blackmail Lou into helping him with a charity event, she believes she's finally found her chance to show the world his true colors. But when togetherness becomes a reminder of how much she once cared for him, Lou will have to decide which she wants more--revenge or the possibility of a love to last a lifetime.