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For 10 years, humorist Steve Brewer entertained America with his newspaper columns about being a work-at-home Dad. This collection, packaged into the least helpful self-help book you're ever going to see, is full of Brewer's hilarious adventures as klutzy homeowner, father of two feisty boys and proud owner of a dog named Elvis, who teethed on sprinkler heads. "If Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry had a love child, it would be Brewer" -- Virginia Swift, author of "Brown-Eyed Girl."

For years, author and humorist Steve Brewer has entertained readers with his broken adages and twisted advice. Now the best 1500 of his "Rules for Successful Living" are collected into one handy self-help guide that's absolutely no help at all. If you need laughter, you need the Rules! "If Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry had a love child, it would be Brewer." --Virginia Swift, author of "Brown-Eyed Girl"

A handy self-help guide that's absolutely no help at all! RULES FOR SUCCESSFUL LIVING began in 2009 as a Facebook joke, a daily dollop of bad advice. The twisted truisms and addled adages proved popular, and they became a daily touchstone for fans and friends of author/humorist Steve Brewer. Now here we are, 11 years later, and Brewer still writes a Rule every day. He's up to more than 4,300 now, most of them collected into this hilarious book. "If Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry had a love child, it would be Brewer." -- Virginia Swift, author of "Brown-Eyed Girl"