Glamour Airlines is a new experience in flying. Won in a poker game by a cantankerous American colonel determined to make it a dollar-spinner, the airline is launched by a trans-world in-flight orgy for newsmen and celebrities in a nipple-pink jet. No expense spared, and the crew is hand-picked for sex-appeal and eagerness to please. The uniforms are silver lamé and sequins - and that's just the men...the hostesses are in candy-striped bikinis and see-through skirts. Glamour Airlines is the funniest, unlikeliest thing to hit the skies, and when you meet the crew you'll realise why. There's Cock-up Rossiter, your captain, and indolent breeder of rabbits - among other things. Ramjet Rogers, first officer, as adept at touch-ups as touch-downs, whilst second officer James Crighton-Padgett specializes in aristocratic hanky-panky and Steward Michael "Sugar" Sweetman is just a little AC-DC8. The hostesses are the most pneumatic, high-powered dollies ever to take to the air...on Glamour Airlines it's not just the altitude that's bad for your blood pressure. So fasten your seatbelts for a bumpy ride. 1975 Mayflower edition paperback vg++ condition In stock shipped from our UK warehouse
1st edition Mayflower 1976 paperback fine condition In stock shipped from our UK warehouse
FORGET YOUR FEAR OF FLYING. Come aboard the luxurious, nipple-pink Boeing 707 Glamour Puss and put yourself in the seasoned hands of Captain Al 'Cockup' Rossiter and his ever-obliging crew. Come fly with them to the exotic island of Arfa Kwid, universally unknown until three dangerous-looking jet fighters and a forced landing swiftly put the matter to rights. As soon as Glamour Puss hit the tarmac, Arfa Kwid hit the headlines - and that's just what its diminutive, publicity-hungry ruler, Sheik Abba Ben Arnah, wanted. Or so he thought until he discovered that the plane's pleasure-loving crew and free-loading passengers were more than a little hot to handle.