Not Mine Books
[Original Edition] April Fu fumes when she finds a stolen dog in her apartment. What trouble has her best friend’s brother gotten into now? Dog walker Jex Wise has nowhere to turn. His sister is going through a messy divorce and wants to hide her soon-to-be ex’s pampered prizewinning Yorkshire terrier. Complications ensue when April and Jex go on an April Fool’s date pretending to be lovers. They win a stinky taco contest and the dog’s owner recognizes Jex as his dog walker—not April’s. Will April’s heart survive when she suspects Jex’s prank is one big April Fool’s joke? ~~~ Not Mine, a closed-door romantic comedy series where love sneaks in between the laughs. Not My Dog Walker - When April Fu finds a dog in her apartment the day before April Fool’s, she’s not laughing. Not My Boss - Can office pranks, HR violations, and a doggy fashion show get Dixie the divorce she thinks she wants? Not My Barista - Will an AI billionaire disguised as a barista steal the words of love from Gina’s heart? Not My Bridegroom - When vlogger Anita’s tech CEO fiancé suggests hiring a stand-in for their wedding publicity, she turns to her ex-boyfriend, an ex-soap opera actor. Not My Prince - When a runaway prince meets a free-spirited guitarist who can't commit to a career, they find love over broken furniture and a garden puppy—if his royal ex doesn't ruin everything. Not My Sasquatch - Conspiracy podcaster hunts Bigfoot, finds love with grumpy guide Carter instead. When she uncovers Cold War secrets, Wanda must choose between love or exposing a truth the world isn’t ready for.
Okay, so putting superglue on all of Randy’s pens wasn’t my best idea, but when your control-freak husband makes you his executive assistant to avoid signing divorce papers, a girl’s gotta get creative. Randy Butts thinks he’s so clever with his little scheme. What he doesn’t know? I’m about to turn his perfectly organized office into my personal playground. This gorgeous, infuriating man has rules for everything—from my bathroom breaks to how I stack papers—so naturally, I’m going to break every single one. Glitter bombs in his mail? Check. Fart spray booby traps? Double check. Anonymous love notes to make him think he has secret admirers? Oh, honey, I’m just getting started. The only problem is Felicia from HR, who’s watching my every move with her little black book of violations. Apparently, “creative workplace expression” isn’t a thing, and she’s determined to write me up for everything from “inappropriate giggling” to “assault by vomit.” But here’s what nobody expects—Randy’s fighting back with pranks of his own, and suddenly I’m not sure who’s the mastermind here. Between dodging HR investigations, planning charity events with adorable senior citizens, and watching our prize-winning Yorkie Petey strut his stuff in drag at a high-stakes dog fashion show... Things get complicated when Randy’s promotion depends on me playing nice, uh oh! My schemes blow up, and I, Dixie Wise Butts , may have just sabotaged my husband’s career. Will I lose the job I never wanted? Or worse—get the divorce I’m not sure I want anymore? ~ ~ ~ Features: Marriage in crisis • Workplace enemies-to-lovers • Office prank wars • Meddling HR manager • Strong heroine • Overprotective alpha hero • Senior citizen shenanigans • Dog show hijinks • Witty banter • HEA guaranteed ~~~ Not Mine, a closed-door romantic comedy series where love sneaks in between the laughs. Not My Dog Walker - April ruined Jex’s music career once. Now he’s back with a stolen dog, revenge plans, and abs that make forgiveness surprisingly negotiable. Not My Boss - Can office pranks, HR violations, and a doggy fashion show get Dixie the divorce she thinks she wants? Not My Barista - Will an AI billionaire disguised as a barista steal the words of love from Gina’s heart? Not My Bridegroom - When vlogger Anita’s tech CEO fiancé suggests hiring a stand-in for their wedding publicity, she turns to her ex-boyfriend, an ex-soap opera actor. Not My Prince - When a runaway prince meets a free-spirited guitarist who can't commit to a career, they find love over broken furniture and a garden puppy—if his royal ex doesn't ruin everything. Not My Sasquatch - Conspiracy podcaster hunts Bigfoot, finds love with grumpy guide Carter instead. When she uncovers Cold War secrets, Wanda must choose between love or exposing a truth the world isn’t ready for.
The cute barista is a wannabe writer, and Gina Griffin doesn’t date wannabe writers. She’s a bestselling women’s fiction author and doesn’t need to take a clueless beginner under her wing, especially a handsome one who’s so awkward with words that she finds endearing. But Henry Archer is no ordinary barista. He’s a tech billionaire in disguise and the mastermind behind an AI chatbot designed to write like humans. Henry is captivated by Gina’s talent and determined to learn from her. What Gina doesn’t know is that he’s also using her word choices to fine-tune the very technology that she fears might render her craft obsolete. As they grow closer, Henry finds himself in a moral quandary, torn between his growing feelings for Gina and the innovative technology that could change the writing industry forever. Gina, in turn, is drawn to the charming barista with a passion for words, warning him against using AI and teaching him to write from the heart. Love is the last thing either one of them expects. As Gina grows curious about Henry’s identity and Henry frets over his newest breakthrough, a hidden enemy forces his hand. Will the exploding truth destroy Henry and Gina’s budding romance or inspire the greatest love story ever written? ~~~ Not Mine, a closed-door romantic comedy series where love sneaks in between the laughs. Not My Dog Walker - When April Fu finds a dog in her apartment the day before April Fool’s, she’s not laughing. Not My Boss - Can office pranks, HR violations, and a doggy fashion show get Dixie the divorce she thinks she wants? Not My Barista - Will an AI billionaire disguised as a barista steal the words of love from Gina’s heart? Not My Bridegroom - When internet influencer Anita Leyva accepts an AI-matched proposal, she discovers true love doesn’t come with bytes and bots.
Heidi Sasaki can’t settle on a career to save her life. One week, she’s a rock guitarist, the next a community gardener, with temp jobs scattered in between. After her latest viral disaster, she’s sworn off social media and men who can’t handle her spontaneous spirit. Prince Dante of Altheim-Hohendorf is tired of perfectly polished princesses. Hiding out as a furniture delivery man in San Francisco (and spectacularly failing at it), he’s searching for someone real—a woman who’ll love him for himself, not his crown. When Dante attempts to deliver and assemble Heidi’s flatpack furniture, his complete inability to do anything practical, in contrast to his posh accent, charms Heidi. Dante, meanwhile, believes he’s found his goddess divine. A visit to her community garden—and the adoption of an irrepressible stray puppy—confirms it. But Dante’s duties catch up with him—namely, the arranged marriage he’s escaping from. Everything unravels when Princess Isabella tracks him down and blackmails Heidi into planning their royal wedding. Good thing Heidi’s Girl Crew gang of wedding planners/sabotagers have a slew of tricks up their sleeves—along with the antics of one sneezy puppy. Will Heidi and Dante’s love story survive a royal disaster, princess conspiracies, and one very mischievous puppy? Or are some fairy tales better left unfinished? A Fish out of Water and Hidden Royalty romantic comedy—where the most imperfect match is Chef’s Kiss perfect. ~~~ Not Mine, a closed-door romantic comedy series where love sneaks in between the laughs. Not My Dog Walker - When April Fu finds a dog in her apartment the day before April Fool’s, she’s not laughing. Not My Boss - Can office pranks, HR violations, and a doggy fashion show get Dixie the divorce she thinks she wants? Not My Barista - Will an AI billionaire disguised as a barista steal the words of love from Gina’s heart? Not My Bridegroom - When vlogger Anita’s tech CEO fiancé suggests hiring a stand-in for their wedding publicity, she turns to her ex-boyfriend, an ex-soap opera actor. Not My Prince - When a runaway prince meets a free-spirited guitarist who can't commit to a career, they find love over broken furniture and a garden puppy—if his royal ex doesn't ruin everything. Not My Sasquatch - Conspiracy podcaster hunts Bigfoot, finds love with grumpy guide Carter instead. When she uncovers Cold War secrets, Wanda must choose between love or exposing a truth the world isn’t ready for.