Go Ask Your Mother Books

Saving the world was hard. That was nothing compared to raising three kids… They said I was gifted. The most powerful mage born to our bloodline in more than a century. The dark sorcerer didn’t stand a chance. I was a hero. I was famous. I was bad ass. But that was twenty years ago. Now, I’m married with three kids. I have the best lawn in our suburban neighborhood. I have a little more around the mid-section than I used to, but I’ve still got it. There’s been a disturbance in the ether. Strange creatures are terrorizing my community. Has the dark sorcerer escaped his arcane prison? Do I still have what it takes? Can I stop him a second time? I might not be as strong as I used to be. But this time, I’m not fighting to save the world. I’m fighting for my family. Sorcerer’s Playground is the first book in the Go Ask Your Mothe r series. Tom Gregory was once a powerful battlemage. Now, he’s a husband and a father, settled into a cozy suburban life. He hasn’t cast a spell in years. When an old foe returns, looking for revenge, Gregory has no choice but to tap into his arcane power again. This isn’t just a story for dads. Do you have a dad, know a dad, or love a dad? Do you enjoy action-packed magical adventures? If so, you’ll love Go Ask Your Mother! WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS DAD JOKES

How do you defeat a necromancer? It’s hard to make any progress when she can raise the dead to fight at her side. She isn’t raising random corpses. She’s bringing back some of the most powerful Axis mages who died during the Arcane Wars. She’s always one step ahead. What is she planning? How can I stop her if I can’t even find her? A secret society of mages is also tracking her. They want me to join their alliance. Something’s not right about these mages. Are they friends, or are they foes? They tell me they don’t like my “attitude.” Fair enough. I don’t like them much, either. If we can’t work together, what are my chances against the necromancer? Arcane Attitude is the second book in the Go Ask Your Mothe r series. Tom Gregory was once a powerful battlemage. Now, he’s a husband and a father, settled into a cozy suburban life. When an old friend returns from the grave, warped by the dark magic of the arcane wells, Tom is in the fight of his life to stop her from raising an undead army. This isn’t just a story for dads. Do you have a dad, know a dad, or love a dad? Do you enjoy action-packed magical adventures? If so, you’ll love Go Ask Your Mother! WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS DAD JOKES

Dare take on a dad? Prepare to get schooled! The enemy is building an army of Axis mages. It’s the Arcane War—Part Deux.. There’s just one problem—the enemy warded Berlin against our magic. Only a small group of us can cast there. Can we stop the next world-ending war before it begins? Why is my gut telling me we’re walking into a trap? Trap or not. We have no choice. Once the enemy gets a foothold, we won’t have the numbers to stop her. What is her end game, exactly? We’re probably outnumbered. We’re certainly out skilled. What the enemy doesn’t realize is this: As a father of three, I’m always outnumbered. When it comes to shenanigans, I’m often out skilled. My family is my secret weapon. Battlemage Redux is the third book in the Go Ask Your Mother series . Tom Gregory was once a powerful battlemage. Now, he’s a husband and a father, settled into a cozy suburban life. When an old friend returns from the grave, warped by the dark magic of the arcane wells, Tom is in the fight of his life to stop her from raising an undead army. This isn’t just a story for dads. Do you have a dad, know a dad, or love a dad? Do you enjoy action-packed magical adventures? If so, you’ll love Go Ask Your Mother! WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS DAD JOKES