A laugh-out-loud, sexy romantic comedy by USA Today Best Selling author Willow Summers! "One of the most FUN books I've read. Sexy, sarcastic, exciting, smart." ★★★★★ "These characters are hysterical!! I was giggling the entire time! They are so real and I was instantly sucked into their world!!" ★★★★★ Welcome to Big D Escort Service. If you need a date, we’ve got you. If you need wining and dining, we’ve got you. If you need a night you’ll never forget— buckle-up buttercup, because that’s our specialty. We’ll give you what you need, as hard as you need it. CODE NAME: THUNDER All the girls call me Thunder. As in, they need to feel the Thunder between their thighs. I’m a legend. My waiting list is a mile long. The ladies crave me, and they’ll pay for the pleasure. But though I hate to disappoint—everyone knows I leave my clients satisfied—it’s getting old. Money, sex, and rock ’n roll can get stale. Who knew? I might just finish up, and pull out. I’ll take one more gig, rock her world, and see my way out. I’ll show one last lucky lady why they call me Thunder. * * * CLIENT: MADISON That rotten, no good— My ex-boyfriend of too many years just left me three weeks before the most important wedding of my life. I wanted to make a statement at that wedding. I’ve changed. I’m no longer the loser who got dumped by the popular boy in high school. Now I’m a successful business woman with clear skin. But how can I possibly make that sort of statement as a loner? I can’t, that’s how. So when my friend suggests hiring a date from the Big D!ck Escort Service, it was hard to laugh it off. And as the days ticked by, it was harder and harder to deny that I needed saving. No sex, though. I’m not that kinda girl. I’ll just hire the guy for a date, and nothing else. Just one date without any funny-business. That’s do-able, right? ------------------------- This is a full length, tongue-in-cheek stand-alone novel intended to make you giggle. Or at least pass the time.
A laugh-out-loud, sexy romantic comedy by USA Today Bestselling author Willow Summers! CODE NAME: BLAZE All the girls call me Blaze. I set panties on fire. I'm damn good at what I do. It's a crazy situation, but with all the money pouring in, I'm going to ride this gig as long as possible. But I've always got time to help out a friend. So when my girl-bro Janie is in trouble with rent, I figure I'll do the right thing and move in with her. Why not? It saves me money. The problem is, when she starts wandering around in her under-roos, something occurs to me that hasn't before: Not only is she awesomely sassy, she's a scorching hot little number. Suddenly the move doesn't seem like such a great idea. Not if I want to keep my sanity while trying to keep my hands to myself. * * * NOT-THE-CLIENT: JANIE Dave is rolling in money. Why he wants to come slum it with me, I have no idea, but whatever. It saves me money. Besides, his unorthodox career is awesomely taboo. I love that. If I only had as much money as he did, I'd pay for a night with him. You know, just to say I'd done it. There's another thing he fires up in me. My desire to paint...him. Nude. And hard. But he's off-limits. Hookers can't be in stable relationships. It would never work. If only my muse, and my desire, would line up with my logic. ------------------------- This is a full length, tongue-in-cheek stand-alone novel intended to make you giggle. Or at least flip pages.
Laugh-out-loud romantic comedy by USA Today Bestseller Willow Summers! CODE NAME: UNDERTOW The ladies see this wave coming at them, and they don’t know whether to swim away, or toward it. It won’t matter. They call me Undertow for a reason. Nights with me are sweet agony. I’m a wild spirit. No one has tied me down, and no one has come back from the pull of the undertow. Except now, with this latest client…I don’t know what end is up. She has my head spinning. For the first time, I’m not thinking about the paycheck. I’m thinking about forever. * * * CLIENT: KAYLEE My whole plan hinges on this promotion. My education, my previous advancements, and my move across the country have landed me in prime position for the biggest promotion of my life. There’s just one problem. I’m a woman. In company history, they’ve never promoted a woman to a V.P. position. The boys’ club wants to stay just that: an unscalable wall for a female to climb. I need an ace in the hole. A guy that can play the part of big time alpha while still making me shine. I’m not looking for anything long term. Just a one night gig to pull off the impossible. After that, I’ll set him loose, no problem.
CODE NAME: STERLING What are you looking for? To be treated like a princess? Or a queen? They call me Sterling because I make women feel like royalty. I give ladies a taste of the good life. But all that has to be put on hold when I go visit family for the holidays. My dad would pitch a fit if he knew what I did for a living. Especially considering what I gave up. One thing I didn’t expect: to meet the girl from down the street, all grown up. She’s a knock-out with a wild streak a mile wide. I can’t get enough. The only problem is, she doesn’t know what I do. And if she finds out? She might torch my house knowing I deceived her. I have to find a way to keep her in my life. * * * NOT-EVEN-REMOTELY-THE-CLIENT: CYNTHIA I’m trapped. I’m stuck living with my parents for the holidays, all because I dumped my boyfriend, which also happened to be my boss. Well…my ex-boss, now. And my ex-house-mate. I need to get a new job, but no one is hiring until after the new year. I’m trapped in this boring town with a bunch of fuddy-duddy rich people and my crazy great-aunt, Bessie. It’s a complete shock when I run into Noah from down the street, Mr. Popular Hot Guy from high school. He’s as gorgeous as he always was, and logic says, every bit the playboy. So why can’t I stay away from him? Why can’t I learn from the rumors of the past and keep him at a distance? I don’t know, but the more I know about him, the more I’m hooked. And the more I get the feeling he has haunts from his past that he’s not telling me.