Plays

What will happen to George Smith? Mysteriously rich and desperately lonely, George appears to be under attack from all his former wife and four horrible children are suing to get his money; his dipsomaniacal housekeeper is trying to arouse his carnal interest; and his secretary, the beautiful, blond Miss Tomson, will barely give him the time of day. Making matters even worse are the threatening 'Dear Only for the moment are we saying nothing. Yours, etc., Present Associates'Despite such precautions as a two-inch-thick surgical steel door and a bulletproof limousine, Smith remains worried. So he undertakes to build a giant mausoleum, complete with plumbing, in which to live.