Upon his untimely death, H.P. Lovecraft, the early twentieth-century master of “weird fiction,” left behind descriptions of 221 unwritten stories. Some were only a few ambiguous words long, others were complete plot outlines, and all of them died with their author. Now, 70 years later, writers from all over the country have come together to bring these untold stories to life. The only requirement for the writers—to create a piece that fulfilled every part of Lovecraft’s original vision. The results are as varied as the artists behind them. Inside this book waits horror, science fiction, comedy, memoir, experimental text art, and one extremely short novel. Some of these stories will take away your worries. Others will take away your sleep. And a few will take you to another world, a world where weird fiction still lives, and the way home may prove difficult to find indeed…
What does it mean to be a grown-up? We asked writers, artists, and comedians from all over the country this question that looms over us all. Their answers came in form of essays, short stories, charts, letters, and at least one picture book from over thirty contributors, including: * Comedians Neil Hamburger and Kyle Kinane * The Onion's Nathan Rabin and Greg Rutter. * Editor of SomethingAwful.com, Zack Parsons. * Davy Rothbart's long running magazine and website Found Magazine. * And many more. Here, finally, is the last word on what it means to be a grown-up. You could spend years of painful experience discovering it, or just read this wildly entertaining book. The choice is up to you. We recommend the book, though.