Underworld Chronicles Books

WARNING! As of today, there are only 7 children who have ever read this book and lived to tell about it. 95 children successfully read the first chapter, but upon beginning chapter 2, they started blabbering in some language known only as "flibberish." 38 children made it halfway through this wretched book before they began sucking their thumbs through their noses . If you're very brave , perhaps you are willing to take your chances . Be sure that you have told your family who gets your favorite toys if you do not survive this book. Read it now, if you dare . But don't say you haven't been warned, for this is the story that unfolds the mysteries of the underworld .

Elliot thought Goblins were scary―until he gets caught in a fight between the Fairies and a Pixie Princess An entire floor of St. Phobics Hospital for Really Scared Children has been set aside just for readers of this book. You may wish to take a minute before you start reading and reserve yourself a bed there. As you read, you may begin to understand myctophobia (mic-tofo-be-a), or the fear of darkness. However, do not expect this book to help you with arachibutyrophobia (a-rak-i-something-be-a), the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. If you can't get yourself to St. Phobics, then get every lamp, flashlight, and lantern you can find and drag them into your bedroom. Turn them all on. You'll need them until you're certain there is nothing lurking in the dark. At least, that's what Elliot wishes he had done.

The conclusion to the hilarious fantasy adventures of Elliot, King of the Brownies WARNING: If you care at all for planet Earth,you will pay very close attention to the lessons inside these pages. We usually ask you to run away from dreadful things. But now, you are warned to turn the pages as fast as you can read them. You must know what happens inside this book to learn whether Earth gets destroyed. Because let's face it― that would be a bad thing. As King of the Brownies, Elliot has battled Goblins , tricked Pixies , and trapped a Demon . But now, that Demon has escaped and he's ready for revenge . Elliot will face a challenge unlike any he's seen before. The Last Underworld War is about to begin ...