The Santa Call and Other Stories

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"The Santa Call" - After accidentally forgetting his wife at home during a weekend getaway, ol' St. Nick returns to discover she's left him. At wit's end, Santa turns to a radio talk show for some much needed love advice. But will he win Mrs. Claus back in time to save Christmas? Also included: "Mad Dog" - Mad Dog is a drunk. He was also once the top sports announcer in the country, announcing everything from Cotton Bowls to Super Bowls. Now he's washed up and looking for work. Well, there's a spot for him at ESPN 5, announcing the National Racquetball Championships. But can Mad Dog put his flask aside long enough to resurrect his career? Probably not, but he's sure gonna try... "Behind the Shower Curtain" - A bratty sister. A terrified brother. A prank that goes horribly wrong... and, finally, a conversation with God... "Nature's Assassins" - What happens when you screw with Mother Nature too long? She sends her assassins, and sometimes they come in the most unlikely shapes and sizes. **Acclaim for the Novels of J.R. Rain** "J.R. Rain delivers a blend of action and wit that always entertains. Quick with the one-liners, but his characters are fully fleshed out (even the undead ones) and you'll come back again and again." - Scott Nicholson , #1 bestselling Kindle author of Chronic Fear " Moon Dance is absolutely brilliant!" - Lisa Tenzin-Dolma , author of Understanding the Planetary Myths "Is it possible to redefine two genres in one book? I don't know, but J.R. Rain has left a lasting impression for the vampire and mystery genres." - P.J. Day , author of Vampire Revealed