Bill, The Galactic Hero Books
While chasing rampaging dragons, Bill and his sidekicks land on an alien planet where they battle two warring factions of self-replicating robots and discover a lost tribe of Martians
Bill heads to the planet Tsuris to retrieve a secret weapon, but the planet's residents, who have more brains than bodies, are determined to capture him to put one of their brains in his body
Sent to Colostomy IV on medical leave for a foot problem, Bill embarks on an adventure to kill the sacred dove and find the Holy Bar and Grill
When Bill is assigned as an MP on a prison ship, the crew revolts against the captain and brings vampires on board in an attempt to maroon the skipper
Bill is the perfect starship trooper: big, strong and completely brainwashed. He'll also do almost anything to save his neck. Now he's been sent to Barworld, home planet of the finest beverages in the universe. But can Bill survive an entire planet of blondes, booze and bathtubs of champagne?
Recruited by Captain Kadaffi (a.k.a., Captain Cadaver) for a suicide mission to the planet Eyerack, Bill, a big, strong, and completely brainwashed galactic hero must complete the mission or die trying. Original.