Book by Edward Lee, Gerard Houarner, Tom Piccirilli
Collection of five humorously disgusting, erotic horror stories about the sexually over-endowed police deputy. One is an excerpt from a previously published novella; two stories, the prologue, and a foreword by Hayes himself are original to this volume. This is a limited edition of 550.
For Mature Audiences Only. These two tales take an untraditional look at cute and cuddly barnyard animals. Wilson and Savory's "That's Some Pig" combines a dysfunctional family, stuffed animals, disembowelment and green jello. Lee and Pelan's "Charlie's Web" poignantly deals with Chaldean sorcery, alternative sex practices, and a plumber's nightmare in a white trash hell. Not for the squeamish. Barf bag not included.
The long awaited pairing of two of the most twisted minds in the horror field today. PARTNERS IN CHYME collects two stories that are so vile and repugnant that you'll need a bucket beside you at all times while reading them: Winner of the 1999 World Horror Con Grossout Contest, "Damaged Goods" by Ryan Harding gives new meaning to the word cockring. "The Dritiphilist" by Edward Lee makes you realize there are fetishes you haven't even come close to imagining.
So, you've been wondering where you can get your hands on Ed's infamous novellas: "The Pig" and "Header". Well wonder no more. Necro has gone nuts and figures that one book can contain all this disgusting and vile fiction under one cover. But wait. There's more. Necro is adding a new novella full of sex, violence, whores, drugs and cattle. Lots of cattle. Behold "The Horn-Cranker" in all its disturbing glory. Three of the most hardcore horror novellas in one package. What more could you ask for?
Two stories of hardcore horror. One from the master himself, Edward Lee, who offers up "Mother." And a tale of ulimate brutaility set in the future from the brilliant new writer, Patrcik Lestewka.
For a very long time, Jack Ketchum and Edward Lee have followed their separate paths of line-crossing, gut-wrenching, no holds-barred storytelling. Now, those roads have drawn close and merged for a collection of five collaborative stories guaranteed to shock, amuse, disgust, and bring lovers of extreme fiction back for more. Along with the five stories, the authors have each included the first draft of one of their stories, showing the rough-base that becomes the foundation for their fiction, and giving readers a good chance at separating their voices in the collaborations. Contents include: I'd Give Anything For You Love Letters From the Rain Forest Masks Eyes Left Sleep Disorder & the two first drafts: Good Seeing You - by Jack Ketchum I Would Do Anything For You by Edward Lee
These stories feature one connecting theme: they all take place in The White House! And a HAUNTED HOUSE it is! With ex-presidents, that is, dead ex-presidents making many ppearances in various forms. Supernatural elements take place that may explain how some of the "Executive" decisions are made. And what about that White House lawn? Who, or what, lives their in the twilight hours? All this and more is offered up in Edward Lee's visions of the ultimate HAUNTED HOUSE and other Presidential Horrors. Not for the faint of heart... or stomach! This collection of presidential horrors brings together Edward Lee s political themed stories for the first time. Featuring previously unpublished fiction as well as rare reprints.Original full page illustrations for each story by Glenn Chadbourne.
You've seen Cannibal Holocaust. You've seen Salo. You've seen Nekromantik. You ain't seen shit! Zombie prostitutes, religious rapists, horny werewolves, death by vomit, and sexual fetishes scraped off the sidewalk. From sex prisons to mafia torture chambers, hold on tight because you're about to enter the perverted and twisted mind of Edward Lee. Once you've seen what he has to show you - there's no coming back. Brain Cheese Buffet collects nine of Lee's most sought after tales of violence and body fluids. Featuring the Stoker nominated "Mr. Torso," the legendary gross-out piece "the Dritiphilist," the notorious "The McCrath Model SS40-C, Series S," and six more stories to test your gag reflex.
No writer is more extreme, perverted, or gross than Edward Lee. His world is one of psychopathic redneck rapists, sex addicted demons, and semen stealing aliens. Brace yourself, the king of splatterspunk is guaranteed to shock, offend, and make you laugh until you vomit. Bullet Through Your Face collects three novellas demonstrating Lee's mind-blasting talent. Ever Nat - One man is forced to endure an unimaginable torment just to stay alive, one night at a time. The Salt-Diviner - A touching story of one couple and the quadriplegic, homeless fortune teller locked in their basement. The Refrigerator Full of Sperm - Why are all the men of Luntville falling into comas with their pants down and dicks up?
Autopsy fetishes, crippled sex slaves, a serial killer who keeps the hands of his victims, government conspiracies, dead cops and doomed pornographers. From operating room morality plays to a town that serves up piss and cum mixed drinks, this is the strange and disturbing world of Edward Lee. From one of the most notorious, controversial, and extreme voices in horror fiction comes a new collection of depravity and terror. Carnal Surgery collects eleven of Lee's most sought after tales of sex and dismemberment.
No writer is more hardcore, offensive, or notorious than Edward Lee. His world is one of torture, bizarre fetishes, and alien autopsies. Prepare yourself, as these three novellas from the king of splatterspunk are guaranteed to make you gasp, gag, and laugh your ass off. The Decortication Technician What secrets do a crashed alien spaceship hold? One man and his surgical tools will find out. The Cyesolagniac A man with a pregnancy fetish meets the girl of his dreams-and his worst nightmares. Room 415 From his hotel room window, Flood will see his darkest desires become real.
From the Legend of the Hardcore/Extreme Horror Fiction, 10 stories selected by the Author. It contains: The First Header (A portion of ‘Header 2’, 2010); Pay Me (from ‘Quest for Sex Truth and Reality’, 1993); Make a Wish (from 'Carnal Surgery’, 2011); Makak (from 'Brain Cheese Buffet’, 2010); A Header Tale (Promo chapette for Header DVD, 2006); A Header Tale Part II (Promo chapette for ‘Header 2’, 2010); The Cities of Sixties (Promo chapette for ‘Infernally Yours’, 2009); The Deliltry of Elemental Valence (from‘Skull Full of Spurs’, 2000); Chef (from ‘In Laymon’s Term’, 2011); Ever Nat (from ‘Bullet Through Your Face’, 2010). Covert Art by Giampaolo Frizzi.
For more than three decades, Edward Lee has defined the extreme horror genre with his unnerving macabre stories. Described as "the hardest of the hardcore horror writers" by Cemetery Dance , and a "legend of literary mayhem" by Richard Laymon, Lee will take you on a journey as thought-provoking as it is depraved. Collected here for the first time, Deadite Press presents four new stories of liminal spaces, sexual perversion, and the dark side of human nature. Mr. Tilling's Basement If an intriguing woman knocked on the door to your craptastic new house and offered to sell you some knowledge about it for a small fee, and then she showed you a secret room in your basement where the former owner smoked hallucinogens and performed occult rituals, would you be curious to explore it with her? If you're a morose and horny retired professor like Herman Tilling, you sure as Hell would! But it might not end up the way you expect. The Night-Sitter When Jessica accepts an offer of free room & board and $500 per night from a reclusive retiree to house-sit for him while he sleeps, she figures there must be some kind of catch. But it's easier money than being a cam-girl. And he doesn't want sex. He just wants her to stay awake all night and keep an ear out for unusual noises. He's probably just paranoid, right? An American Tourist in Poland Foster Morley, a retired professor, travels to Poland in the hopes of satisfying his sexual appetites at the local fleshpots, only to run into unexpected and increasingly deranged events. The Statement of Sgt. Jessop Sgt. Jessop of the Innsmouth Police Department was on patrol when he first realized something was seriously wrong. In this interview, he recounts his first-hand experience as one of the only living survivors of the cosmic horror that transpired that day.
The kids go into the bounce house, but when they come out…they’re not kids anymore. When a cam girl drives to the nearest grocery store, her GPS navigator takes her to another far more interesting location. Very pregnant Teresa has all her stuck-up friends coming for her baby shower, but there’s one guest who wasn’t invited, and his gift is most unusual: a jellyfish. The billionaire’s mansion has many dark hallways but at the end of one of them you’ll find a curious array of artifacts, including Elvis Presley’s excrement, President Kennedy’s brain-bucket, and one other thing that really takes the cake… After forty years of writing demented horror fiction, Edward Lee is still truckin’, and he invites you to pull up a chair and spend a few more evenings in his world…