Scion of an ancient and venerable family, young christopher T. Mountjoy discovers at a tender age that he is so endowed as to make him the envly of lesser mortals, and irresistible to women.
When you've failed utterly at education, acting, soldiering and farming; when everything you touch falls apart in your hands; when you are a walking disaster area - where can you find refuge from the cruel world outside?The House of Commons, that's where.