Pixieland Diaries Books
***WARNING*** If you don't like pixies, don’t read this diary. If you don't like loud-mouthed pixies who are really cool but sometimes get told they're immature (for no reason), then definitely stop reading. Oh, and if you're His Awfulness The Elf Prince ‘Dare’ Darius, then you can kiss my butt. My hatred for you burns with the fire of a thousand suns. Thanks for getting me kicked out of Pixieland and exiled to attend some rando human high school on Earth. You’re the worst, even if you have a cute smile. And nice eyes. Your hair looks okay sometimes, too. But you’re still a creep and I loathe you. And to everyone else: if you’ve read this far, then you better finish my entire diary. My story is supernatural, whacked-out, and overall awesome. “Christina has done it again!! I am MADLY in love with Calla and the Pixieland Diaries!” - Acme Teen Books PIXIELAND DIARIES 1. Pixieland Diaries 2. Calla 3. Dare
“I swear on Beyonce you should read Bauer’s books because I love them so much I can't even. I'm going to stop gushing now.” – Literary George Big news in Pixieland! The Blue Fairy is sending our fave pixie, Calla, and her crush, Dare, on a mini-quest. Unfortunately it’s an adventure that requires a lot of togetherness. We’re talking tons of touching, people. Blue believes that since Calla and Dare are just friends, then this situation shouldn’t be awkward. It’s totally awkward. ***A 45,000+ word diary written by Calla*** “I absolutely love Christina Bauer’s style, full of action, intense scenes, and characters that will test one’s imaginations to the max!” – Tome Tender Book Blog PIXIELAND DIARIES 1. Pixieland Diaries 2. Calla 3. Dare
***BEWARE*** If you don’t like pixies, then don’t read this diary. And if you don’t like feisty pixies who become queen while cherishing their so-called attitude problems? Definitely turn away right now. I’m a pixie who rules as Queen of the Summer Fae and yet, I’m also the proud owner of a very cheeky personality. What can I say? It works for me. Or it does until an evil sorcerer plans to destroy all of Faerie. The Usurper. To defeat this deadly mage, I team up with my elf crush, Dare. He’s a Prince of the Winter Realm and just awesome in general. Together, we face this threat like two pointy-eared bosses. Sure, it's a dangerous quest, but things get way worse when the unthinkable happens... Dare is kidnapped. Will I give up? Hell, no. But I will crash an ice polo pony tournament in a bikini. Then I’ll kick some sparkly fairy butt and save the day. Because that’s how we saucy pixie queens get stuff done. ***A 40,000-word diary written by Calla*** Pixieland Diaries Series 1. Pixieland Diaries 2. Calla 3. Dare