A collection of short fiction, personal stories, essays, profiles, humor, poetry and profiles culled from the first 5 years of the webzine, Ducts.org. Spend an afternoon with comedian, Pat Cooper,; dive into the uncensored mind of a streaker; tune into an edition of the Ricki Lake Show in which she interviews four characters from Wuthering Heights; sing and dance your way into the Bill Riley Talent Competition; visit the Louisiana State Penitentiary rodeo; find out who the real Boogie Man is; and learn How Not To Greet Famous People.