Why Hockey Sucks and Other Random Thoughts

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Does hockey suck? If so, why? What was the late Jerry Falwell’s first day in heaven like? Are people getting more rude? What’s it like to live in Chicago? All of these questions, and more, are answered within this book. Well, OK, maybe not really answered, but at least discussed. Of course, all of it comes from the potentially insane mind of Bryan W. Alaspa. Bryan spent time as a self-proclaimed “self-syndicated” columnist. Almost daily he would write a column and post it around the internet. At times the columns were funny. Other times they were insightful. Many times they were angry. Always, they were interesting and cynical. From his blog “The Church of Cynicism” as well as his time as a featured writer on the website “Xomba” this is a collection of some of his best work. So, even if you don’t think hockey sucks, you may be interested to find out exactly why this nut job thinks it does.