Chrome Junction Academy Books
JUST FOUR WORDS STARTED IT ALL. Seventh-grade tearaway Jonnie and his push-over of a best friend Sam are going to murder their woodwork teacher. And why not? Everyone hates Mr. Pond, after all. It’s the perfect chance to alleviate the boredom and do some good for the school, or so these two immature minds think. But there’s a lot working against the boys' plan for murder. The window of opportunity to strike is shrinking. Witnesses of all shapes and sizes are all over the place. And one of the boys is having second thoughts about going through with it... Jonnie’s got the knife, and Sam is riddled with anxiety—but an unbelievable twist throws their hit into chaos. The clock is ticking, but the motives have changed. There’s still time to kill Mr. Pond, but if Jonnie and Sam pull it off, the consequences for all involved will be too terrible to bear in this adults-only comic tragedy that will stay with you long after the final bell has chimed ...
They’re scheming, spiteful, shameless little LIARS! Meet Vicky & Lizzie… … two eighth graders who’ll stop at nothing to get what they want. All they want is to be popular. And what better way to get attention than to start a deadly rumor about one of their teachers at Chrome Junction Academy?! Together, they conjure up the most devastating and career-ending lie designed to ruin their innocent target's life. Gossip spreads like wildfire around this school, and these mean girls know it. But when their plan goes a little too well, the brown stuff really hits the fan—and there's no way to clean it up. Desperate to avoid blame, Vicky & Lizzie and will stop at nothing --include violence—to get away with what they’ve done in this outrageous all-singin’, all-dancin’ adults-only satire your sides will never fully recover from! Fans of outrageous humor with a musical dash of Monty Python, Janet Evanovich, Tom Sharpe, and South Park will love Vicky & Lizzie. Get it now!
IT'S A JUNGLE IN THERE! Eighth-grader Henry “Bandage Face” Williams has never been a leader… … or stood up to the bullies ... or kissed the girl of his dreams. But all that is about to change when the school’s inspectors come in for the day. The principal has rounded up Chrome Junction's mischievous cream-of-the-cr@p and sent them to a galaxy far, far away— Belch Park! High on energy drinks, and under Henry’s charge, this gaggle of over-excited children will ride rollercoasters, stuff their faces with fast-food, and cause enough trouble for Google to re-do their maps app. But when a rival Roman Catholic school arrives, they’re determined to show the kids of Chrome Junction Academy just who is the biggest, baddest, and bestest school. Now, it’s war. Will Chrome Junction Academy defeat the bad school? Can Henry grow a pair and lead the kids to glory? Heck, will the park even survive in one piece? (Spoiler Alert: Probably not. ) Read as the third instalment in the Chrome Junction Academy Series, or as a standalone, The Belch Park Field Trip is the side-splitting, foul-mouthed, bodily-fluid-spraying coming of age tale of friendship, loyalty… and other forms of narcissism. Get your copy of this wonderful wipe-free paperback now.