Never EVER Books

Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here is the start of the drama: Never, ever marry a mermaid, That would not go well. There’s something fishy about a mermaid, That isn’t just the smell! Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Never Ever Dance With a Dinosaur

Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They’re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there’s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense. Decide NOW not to do it, Don’t sit on the fence. Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here’s the thing … you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here’s just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there’s a proven link Between a unicorn becoming upset, And a unicorn kicking up a stink! Learn all the reasons why it’s a bad thing to upset a unicorn, and more, in this brand new book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the best-selling author of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Never Ever Tickle a Turkey Never Ever Shave a Santa Never Ever Race a Reindeer Never Ever Exercise an Elf Collect them all!

Massages are so relaxing. They make you all smooshy and snoozy and smiley. But, if you decide to return the favour and give a massage, never ever give that massage to a moose! Why? Well … Never EVER massage a moose, Seriously, why would you try? When you go to massage the shoulders, The antlers will poke your eye! And if you think massaging a monkey or a mouse would be any better, you’ve got another thing coming! Lie down and relax with another Never Ever book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Never Ever Tickle a Turkey Never Ever Shave a Santa Never Ever Race a Reindeer Never Ever Exercise an Elf Collect them all!

It’s Halloween, and everybody’s ready to get down and boogie … except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula’s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this … never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy’s crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance moves have real bite! And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It’s a crazy monster mash, and you’re right in the middle of it! Join us on the dance floor for some groovy Halloween fun with Never EVER Dance With Dracula, the brand new creation from the brains of Adam Wallace, author of the How to Catch series and Mary Nhin, creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!

As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this ... we didn't tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here's one stinky reason it's not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey's gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn't trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn't do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile ​​​​​​​Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!

There are some things about Christmas that have fooled us, and one of them is that reindeer are calm and peaceful. NO! They’re actually really competitive, and will even cheat to win a race! It is for this very reason that you should never EVER Race a Reindeer. First of all, reindeer are competitive, They never ever give in. And, like in all those reindeer games, Reindeer cheat so they can win! See? Told you! This is not good … but they don’t always win. So who WILL win this amazing race, and how? There’s only one way to find out, and that’s by reading Never EVER Race a Reindeer, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never EVER Series: Never EVER Marry a Mermaid Never EVER Upset a Unicorn Never EVER Lick a Llama Never EVER Massage a Moose Never EVER Dance with Dracula Never EVER Tickle a Turkey Never EVER Race a Reindeer Collect them all!